My New Year’s Resolutions, Sort Of :)

1. Never act entitled to someone else’s kidney while they are still using it ala Sally Satel in the New York Times.

2. Be less judgmental :) .

3.  Exercise, stay on the cardboard/oops renal diet and don’t lose any more weight.

4.  Eat meat to raise my hematocrit even when I don’t feel like it.

5.  Don’t talk to the Washington Post unless Christ visits me personally and in the flesh, even then, call the Washington Times instead :) .

6.  Be less judgmental :)

7.  Be nice to people older than myself unless they are fascists.

8. Be less judgmental :)

9. Develop a thicker skin for ignorance and intolerance.

1o.  Be less judgmental :)

12 Responses to “My New Year’s Resolutions, Sort Of :)”

  1. ama Says:

    hey i like no. 1! i was worried about befriending you too much for a while there. now i feel safer. LOL!

    (i think though you should add a resolution about being less judgmental. i’m just sayin’).

  2. pennylrichards Says:

    I thought I was the only one who needed the occasional medicinal cheeseburger. ;)

  3. thememoryartist Says:

    I don’t like 2,6,8, and 1o. But Happy New Year anyway. :lol:

  4. hymes Says:

    You think ama? :) Nephrologists are an odd bunch Penny, only doctors I know who don’t want their patients to be skinny. I’m normal weight now, my neph. wants me to stay there. Okay, so he has statistics to back him up from my reading, the heavier one is the longer one lives on dialysis, but still, a doctor who tells you to gain a few pounds is almost un-American :) .
    Hey TMA, you think I should be more judgmental? I could try that….LOL

  5. iamthebrain Says:

    Less judgmental, awww hymesy, don’t go all soft on me.

  6. hymes Says:

    Not to worry Brain, you’re covered in the exclusionary clause in #7……

  7. rosegrower Says:

    About #7. I’m old, but not a fascist, so we can still be friends. Happy New Year. Keep up the good fight.

  8. cripchick Says:

    ah glad to see losing weight isn’t up there! happy new years.

  9. Tim Says:

    Actually, thememoryartist, I really like 2,6,8,10. It seems to fly in the face of pragmatism, but…there’s something fundamentally right about it.

  10. iamthebrain Says:

    I’ll take care of thememoryartist Tim. Fundamentally right? Funny. :lol:

  11. SP Says:

    Who/how are drugs being forced on you. please clarify. Is this in an actual bill? I would like to see the link because i have been hearing about this.

  12. hymes Says:

    I think you meant to leave this comment in my next post SP. I’m going to answer it on my Forced Drugging post, not here.


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